So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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