I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
they're like a gay fantastic four
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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