Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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