I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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