You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I wish you could order shots online.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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