wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
