I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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