i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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