drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
is that a dick in a sweater?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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