So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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