She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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