Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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