But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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