white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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