Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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