So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she looked like the before picture.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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