Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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