I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
How's work?
Spinning.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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