she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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