Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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