we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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