I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
