this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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