why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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