she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
dude. I can hear the air.
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