I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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