I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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