Its about making memories worth repressing
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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