She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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