I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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