Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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