margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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