i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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