nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Your penis caused this!
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