my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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