where am i from again
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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