And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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