from now on my penis is your penis
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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