its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
