YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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