dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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