There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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