Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
tell me about the fingering
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