just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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