Dual....:-)
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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