FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
