Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Can I color on your dick again?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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