Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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