I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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