Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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