He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
But theres a keg here and me gusta
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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