If i come over, it means nothing
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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