their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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