I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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